Wonderful Definitions...
School: A place where parents pay and children play...
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich...
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills...
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage...
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power...
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"...
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work...
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on...
Father: A banker provided by nature...
Criminal: A person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught...
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early...
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after...
Doctor: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills...
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read...
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight...
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life...
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth...
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do...
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together...
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes...
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions...
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise...
No heart feeling, just kidding ;-)
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